Back by popular demand, probably...

What is this place?

It's a geekazoid website started by my goodself, having realised there is a distinct lack of quality Joy Division Oven Gloves out there for sale!

Huh!

I'm guessing if you're saying "Huh!" then you are probably not aware of Joy Division, Half Man Half Biscuit and their glorious connection. I will explain further down.

What is the aim of this place?

Ah, this is the important part. You see that form to the right of you. Well I would greatly appreciate it if you would take a few secs to complete it. That way I can then suss the likelihood of supply and demand and whether to take this here website to the next stage. Basically creating a website that sells the Glorious item(s) that are known as Joy Division Oven Gloves.

Dance, Dance, Dance

I will explain stuff

Joy Division, HMHB, Oven Gloves, DANCE, DANCE, DANCE...And so forth...

The Low Down

  • Joy Division?

    Joy Division were an English rock band formed in 1976 in Salford, Greater Manchester. Originally named Warsaw, the band primarily consisted of Ian Curtis (vocals and occasional guitar), Bernard Sumner (guitar and keyboards), Peter Hook (bass guitar and backing vocals) and Stephen Morris (drums and percussion).

    Joy Division rapidly evolved from their initial punk rock influences to develop a sound and style that made them one of the pioneers of the post-punk movement of the late 1970s. Their self-released 1978 debut EP, An Ideal for Living, drew the attention of the Manchester television personality Tony Wilson. Joy Division's debut album, Unknown Pleasures, was released in 1979 on Wilson's independent record label Factory Records, and drew critical acclaim from the British press. Despite the band's growing success, vocalist Ian Curtis was beset with depression and personal difficulties, including a dissolving marriage and his diagnosis of epilepsy. Curtis found it increasingly difficult to perform at live concerts, and often had seizures during performances.

    On the eve of the band's first American tour in May 1980, Curtis committed suicide. Joy Division's posthumously released second album, Closer (1980), and the single "Love Will Tear Us Apart" became the band's highest charting releases. After the death of Curtis, the remaining members continued as New Order, achieving critical and commercial success.

  • Half Man, Half Biscuit?

    Half Man Half Biscuit (often HMHB) are an English rock band from Birkenhead, Merseyside, active since the mid-1980s, known for satirical, sardonic, and sometimes surreal songs. The group currently comprises Nigel Blackwell (lead vocals, guitar), Neil Crossley (bass, vocals), Ken Hancock (lead guitar), and Carl Henry (drums). Throughout their career they have been signed to Probe Plus records.

  • Yeah, so?

    So, HMHB recorded as song called "Joy Division Oven Gloves" here it is in all its glory - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEag0ss9pFU

  • Can you create Quality Joy Division Oven Gloves?

    I would very much like to hear from you if you would like to be part of this Harebrained Scheme!!! If you're skilled with cloth and what have you, if you have the passion for Oven Gloves and actually think this is a goer (because I do!) Then I'd love to hear from you - Just email me - kris@joydivisionovengloves.com

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Are you Skilled in a seamstress kinda way?

Can you create quality handcrafted Joy Division Oven Gloves? Or something close. I'm out on a wing here really, but if youhave any creative ideas, I'd love to hear from you, just email me with ideas from the link below:

YAY, I'm great at shit like that, I'm in!